From the            
                        JOKIN' AROUND DISK    
                               by               
                        LEEJAN ENTERPRISES    
                     P.O. Box 66. Happy Valley.
                       South Australia. 5159.  


Instant Diagnostic Kit

Answer the Following Quesitons and Then Total Up Your Points to Determine
You Own State of Health!

When you woke up this morning, did you feel...?
   A. Perfectly well, thank you very much.
   B. A nagging headache which came down to the base of your spine.
   C. Really hung over
   D. Fawn Hall and/or Audry Murphee


Open Your Mouth Wide and Say...
   A. Aaaah
   B. Oooooouh
   C. Yes, yes, more, more, yes yes!
   D. Don't stop, keep going, more, yes yes, don't stop!
   E. Oops, I just did!


Are You Perhaps Playing Host or Hostess to any of the following
   A. Head Lice
   B. Influenza Virus
   C. Intestinal Worms
   D. The Morton Downey Show


Which of the Following Compares Most Closely to Your Own State of Fitness
   A. George Burns
   B. Jimmy Hoffa
   C. Elvis Presley
   D. Salmon Rashdie


How to Compute Your Score:
   10 points for every "A" answer.
   20 points for every "B" answer.
   30 points for every "C" answer.
   40 points for every "D" answer.


By adding your sum total and dividing by l000, you will obtain your IQ.
If you have read this far, already you are too sick to be taking exams.



                  
	                     From the            
                        JOKIN' AROUND DISK    
                               by               
                        LEEJAN ENTERPRISES    
                     P.O. Box 66. Happy Valley.
                       South Australia. 5159.